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Today's Jokes

  1. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  2. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  3. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  4. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  5. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  6. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  7. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  8. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  9. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  10. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hpl*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:52 AM
OK 66.249.77.xxx · United States California Mountain View · Google LLC
https://fsu*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:51 AM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hpl*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:51 AM
OK 43.159.145.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.fcr*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:50 AM
404 66.249.74.xxx · United States California Mountain View · Google LLC
https://www.fco*.shop/product/2422103-ess-tee-ss-n1-m-black-t-shirt-homme-en-linge/ Jul 28, 2026 6:50 AM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hpl*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:50 AM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hpl*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:49 AM
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OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hpl*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:48 AM
OK 162.14.81.xxx · China Sichuan Chengdu · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://hpr*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:47 AM
OK 2a0f:580:7:4… · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · DeinServerHost
https://fmo*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:47 AM
OK 2a0f:580:7:4… · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · DeinServerHost
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https://fmo*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:47 AM
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https://fmo*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:47 AM
OK 91.192.10.xxx · Germany Bavaria Klingenberg am Main · ITP-Solutions GmbH & Co. KG
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404 2a0f:580:7:4… · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · DeinServerHost
https://fmo*.shop/config.json Jul 28, 2026 6:47 AM
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https://fmo*.shop/.env.production Jul 28, 2026 6:47 AM
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https://fmo*.shop/backend/.env Jul 28, 2026 6:47 AM
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https://fmo*.shop/.aws/credentials Jul 28, 2026 6:47 AM
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https://fmo*.shop/js/config.js Jul 28, 2026 6:47 AM
OK 205.210.31.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
https://fmo*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:47 AM
OK 91.192.10.xxx · Germany Bavaria Klingenberg am Main · ITP-Solutions GmbH & Co. KG
https://fmo*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:47 AM
OK 91.192.10.xxx · Germany Bavaria Klingenberg am Main · ITP-Solutions GmbH & Co. KG
https://fmo*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:47 AM
OK 2a0f:580:7:4… · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · DeinServerHost
http://fmo*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:47 AM
OK 216.73.216.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://hpl*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:47 AM
OK 43.165.198.xxx · Indonesia Jakarta Jakarta · Aceville Pte.ltd
http://www.lsq*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:46 AM
OK 43.165.7.xxx · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
http://fto*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:46 AM
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https://lsq*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 28, 2026 6:45 AM
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https://lsq*.shop/robots.txt Jul 28, 2026 6:45 AM
OK 2600:1f16:74… · United States Ohio Dublin · AWS EC2 (us-east-2)
https://lra*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:45 AM
OK 17.22.245.xxx · United States California Cupertino · Apple Inc
http://lad*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:45 AM
404 17.22.245.xxx · United States California Cupertino · Apple Inc
http://lad*.shop/robots.txt Jul 28, 2026 6:44 AM
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https://xbe*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:43 AM
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http://xbe*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:43 AM
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https://fdi*.shop/templates/shaper_helix3/templateDetails.xml Jul 28, 2026 6:43 AM
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https://fdi*.shop/?option=com_ajax&plugin=helix3&format=json Jul 28, 2026 6:42 AM
OK 180.251.146.xxx · Indonesia South Sulawesi Makassar · PT. TELKOM INDONESIA
https://fdi*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:42 AM
404 34.204.28.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · AWS EC2 (us-east-1)
http://lsq*.shop/robots.txt Jul 28, 2026 6:42 AM
404 185.8.107.xxx · United States Illinois Chicago · Cherry Servers
http://lfe*.shop/wp-json/gravitysmtp/v1/tests/mock-data Jul 28, 2026 6:42 AM
OK 185.8.107.xxx · United States Illinois Chicago · Cherry Servers
http://lfe*.shop/?rest_route=/gravitysmtp/v1/tests/mock-data&page=gravitysmtp-settings Jul 28, 2026 6:42 AM
404 185.8.107.xxx · United States Illinois Chicago · Cherry Servers
http://lfe*.shop/wp-json/gravitysmtp/v1/tests/mock-data?page=gravitysmtp-settings Jul 28, 2026 6:42 AM
404 66.249.70.xxx · United States Oklahoma Pryor · Google LLC
https://www.hpl*.shop/wp-content/themes/porto/images/[email protected] Jul 28, 2026 6:41 AM
404 66.249.70.xxx · United States Oklahoma Pryor · Google LLC
https://www.hpl*.shop/robots.txt Jul 28, 2026 6:41 AM
OK 147.185.132.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
http://fdi*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:38 AM
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http://fmo*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:38 AM
404 17.22.237.xxx · United States California Cupertino · Apple Inc
https://lad*.shop/product/sweat-essentiel-double-face-avec-logo-brode-ton-sur-ton-2-3-jours-ouvres/ Jul 28, 2026 6:36 AM
404 17.22.237.xxx · United States California Cupertino · Apple Inc
https://lad*.shop/robots.txt Jul 28, 2026 6:36 AM
OK 198.235.24.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
https://hhe*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:36 AM
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https://fbo*.shop/robots.txt Jul 28, 2026 6:35 AM
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http://fto*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:34 AM
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http://www.age*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:33 AM
OK 43.133.187.xxx · Japan Tokyo Tokyo · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://fbo*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:33 AM
OK 80.67.167.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris · MilkyWan
https://age*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:32 AM
OK 192.42.116.xxx · The Netherlands North Holland Amsterdam · TOR Exit and More
https://age*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:32 AM
404 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://lra*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 28, 2026 6:32 AM
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https://lra*.shop/robots.txt Jul 28, 2026 6:32 AM
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http://fto*.shop/license.txt Jul 28, 2026 6:31 AM
OK 147.185.132.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
http://www.ide*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:31 AM
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https://lsq*.shop/ads.txt Jul 28, 2026 6:30 AM
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https://lsq*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:30 AM
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http://fun*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:30 AM
OK 40.77.167.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
https://www.hwr*.shop/?porto_builder=custom-posts Jul 28, 2026 6:29 AM
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https://lle*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:28 AM
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http://lqu*.shop/favicon.ico Jul 28, 2026 6:28 AM
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https://fco*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 28, 2026 6:27 AM
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http://lqu*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:27 AM
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https://hdi*.shop/robots.txt Jul 28, 2026 6:27 AM
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http://www.lad*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:27 AM
OK 43.157.62.xxx · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · Tencent Cloud Computing
http://www.xbe*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:26 AM
404 2602:80d:100… · United States Florida Melbourne · Censys, Inc.
https://fun*.shop/favicon.ico Jul 28, 2026 6:25 AM
OK 66.132.195.xxx · United States Michigan Ann Arbor · Censys, Inc.
https://fun*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:25 AM
OK 13.126.86.xxx · India Maharashtra Mumbai · AWS EC2 (ap-south-1)
http://hpr*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:23 AM
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https://fbo*.shop/sitemap.xml Jul 28, 2026 6:23 AM
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https://fbo*.shop/robots.txt Jul 28, 2026 6:23 AM
OK 49.51.243.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Tencent cloud computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd.
http://www.hdi*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:22 AM
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http://hwa*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:22 AM
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https://hhe*.shop/wp-json/gravitysmtp/v1/tests/mock-data Jul 28, 2026 6:22 AM
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404 172.85.102.xxx · United States Virginia Ashburn · UKServers
http://fro*.shop/favicon.ico Jul 28, 2026 6:21 AM
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http://fro*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:21 AM
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http://fmo*.shop/wp-admin/install.php?step=1 Jul 28, 2026 6:20 AM
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