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Today's Jokes

  1. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  2. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  3. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  4. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  5. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  6. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  7. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  8. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  9. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  10. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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http://www.lsq*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:46 AM
OK 43.165.7.xxx · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
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https://hhe*.shop/ Jul 28, 2026 6:36 AM
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