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  1. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  2. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  3. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  4. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  5. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  6. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  7. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  8. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  9. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  10. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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