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Today's Jokes

  1. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  2. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  3. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  4. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  5. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  6. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  7. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  8. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  9. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  10. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

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Your IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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404 185.95.156.xxx · Seychelles La Rivière Anglaise Victoria · IP Vendetta network
https://fsu*.shop/wp-login.php Sep 11, 2026 5:27 PM
OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 43.164.1.xxx · Thailand Bangkok Bangkok · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
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https://fcr*.shop/wp-json/ Sep 11, 2026 5:26 PM
OK 84.233.195.xxx · Germany Hesse Frankfurt am Main · UK Reprographic company
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OK 43.155.157.xxx · South Korea Seoul Seoul · Tencent Cloud Computing
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http://www.hwa*.shop/ Sep 11, 2026 5:22 PM
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http://lad*.shop/ Sep 11, 2026 5:14 PM
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http://hhe*.shop/ Sep 11, 2026 5:13 PM
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OK 34.155.8.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris · Google Cloud (europe-west9)
https://fcr*.shop/ Sep 11, 2026 5:10 PM
404 34.155.8.xxx · France Île-de-France Paris · Google Cloud (europe-west9)
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