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  1. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  2. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  3. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  4. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  5. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  6. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  7. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  8. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  9. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  10. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."

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