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  1. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  2. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  3. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  4. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  5. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  6. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  7. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  8. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  9. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  10. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

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