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Today's Jokes

  1. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  2. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  3. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  4. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  5. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  6. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  7. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  8. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  9. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  10. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

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IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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