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  1. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  2. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  3. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  4. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  5. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  6. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  7. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  8. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  9. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  10. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.

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